* I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.
* I spent the U.S. budget surplus (Pres. Clinton left me) and bankrupted the country. Yee Haw!
* I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history. (I hid it by not counting the cost of the wars! Ha!)
* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
* I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
* I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
* I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
* In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
* After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. (9/11>.
* In my first two years in office alone over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
* I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
* I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other president in US history.
* I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
* I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind
* I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
* I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
* I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
* I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history.
* I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
* I withdrew from the International Criminal Court.
* I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
* I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
* The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEOof Enron Corporation).
* I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe(71%)view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
* I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
* I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
* I "freed" the people of Iraq. So far that cost the U.S. taxpayers over 1.4 trillion! (For you folks that don't want to spend money to rebuild the USA how do you feel about spending way more rebuilding IRAQ?)
* I can't believe I'm not in prison...it's good to be king!
The Republicans were in charge of the White House from 2000 to 2008.
In charge of the entire congress from 2000 to 2006.
* I am number one at ducking the shoe, number one do you hear. I am the greatest!
* I AM the REPUBLICAN DREAM.
* If you liked me, you will LOVE Pyush "Bobby" Jindal.
* Is a bigger snake then Sarah.